Rule #1:
If you open this you take it.


Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.

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Q: Kissed someone on your top friends?
A: Top Friends? Is this a MySpace Quiz? I SHUN YOU! And in ways: yes and no.

Q: Been involved with the police?
A: um...er...That's none of your business, now is it?

Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
A: yeah...

Q: Do you like / love someone?
A: sorta.

Q: Held a snake?
A: yep. And I just realized how wrong that sounds.

Q: Been suspended from school?
A: yes.

Q: Been fired from a job?
A: Yep. The worst part is that it was working with my family.

Q: Sang karaoke?
A: no.

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
A: Yes.

Q: Laughed until you started crying?
A: yuhuh

Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
A: no.

Q: Kissed in the rain?
A: nah

Q: Sang in the shower?
A: ...si.

Q: Sat on a roof top?
A: yup

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
A: yeah

Q: Broken a bone?
A: nearly broke my ankle once

Q: Shaved your head?
A: I R NOT SHAVEHEADED

Q: Played a prank on someone?
A: yes

Q: Made an ex girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
A: no.

Q: Shot a gun?
A: No. I've FIRED a gun before, but I've never FIRED one to hit another gun.

Q: Donated Blood?
A: can't remember.

Q: Had your heart broken?
A: yeah

Q: Broken someone's heart?
A: probably

"Who was your last?"

1. You hung out with?
Joey


2. You texted?
BITCH!


3. You were in a car with?
FAHZA and Annoying sister


4. Went to the movies with?
don't remember.


5. Went to the mall with?
don't go to malls.


6. You talked on the phone?
Joey.


7. Made you laugh?
Three Dog (Awoooo!)


8. You hugged?
dunno


10. You cried with?
myself


WOULD YOU RATHER...?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
nose


2. Be serious or be funny?
funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
Either way as long as I have cookies.


4. Die in a fire or get shot?
Shot. By a gun. That somebody FIRED.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. Sun or moon?
Moon.


2. Winter or Fall?
Fall.


3. Left or right
right


4. Sunny or rainy?
rainy (as long as it's not pouring rain)


6. Where do you live?
Highland Woods.


8. Do you want to get married?
Yeah.

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut


10. Have you ever eaten S.P.A.
WTF IS SPA?!?!

13. Do You Cook?
only easy things

14. Current mood?
Fearing for own life

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone?
no


2. Sang?
yah


5. Danced Crazy?
"Put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right,
then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight.
While you're dizzy get busy and pretend you're a mime
then make whiny noises and clap five times.
Hold out your arms, start running in place.
Try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face.
Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox,
then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks!"


6. Cried?
no.


7. Like someone you can't have?
yes

you like anyone?
no. I hate EVERYONE. Especially YOU, Derek (I desperately hope someone named Derek reads that)

2) Are you flirty?
no.

3) Are you a player?
PLAYA! yeah.

4) Would you get back together with any of your exes?
No. They don't exist.

5) Have you ever kissed anyone on your top friends?
WHAT THE FUCK?! MYSPACE! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE SHUNNED!

6) Do you want a valentine?
No. Valentines day is shit.

7) Are you SINGLE?
yesh

8) Do you prefer group dates or single ones?
FUCK YOUR MOTHER.

9) Would you kiss light or makeout sessions?
FUCK YOUR FATHER.

10) Do you like cuddling up while watching a movie?
FUCK YOUR BROTHER

11) Any plans for valentines day?
FUCK YOUR SISTER

12) What's the best valentines day present for a girl?
FUCK YOUR DOG

13) For a guy?
FUCK YOU IN GENERAL.

14) What is special about the day?
Nothing. It's a day for idiots to pick up whores so they don't feel like losers.